A NOTE FROM KOSTA
This isn’t no bloody mobile fone Instabook prety prety hashtag bisiness. My sandwhiches are the best. And the best means bread, meet, flavour, in a box, with your hands - taste better that way. No prety pink flowers and vedggie bowl bullshit.
Is simple: you like, you buy. You no like, you no buy. Go to bloody Subway for your white bred Italian sub blah blah, ya bloody Malaka.
You want VIP, you come to Kosta’s. We do special price for you.
Tell your missus - we do special for her to.
Cya at the window, mate.
Ancient Greek philosophy states that true happiness can be found in life’s simplest pleasures: a Mediterranean sunset, a bowl of fresh tzatziki, an espresso and a cigarette first thing in the morning. Or maybe that’s just what Uncle Con always said…
There are no sunsets on the menu at Kosta’s but Con had one thing right: happiness is simple.
And at Kosta’s, simple is a good bloody sandwich.
CLASSIC, NOT BASIC//
You won’t find Vegemite sandwiches here mate. We’re all about fresh ingredients and real flavour with a VIP Kosta’s twist.
QUICK & CONVENIENT//
We’re all about keeping things easy, quick and convenient - so you can be gone and back before your missus gets out of the shower.
Quick and convenient doesn’t mean we compromise on quality. At Kosta’s, our sandwiches and services are always bloody beauuuutiful.
SIMPLY THE BEST//
Trust us, we’d know.